Napoleon Bunnyparte!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The rear-view mirrors
A beget!
A Leap Frog
A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!
So they can watch the battle
I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
J'accuza
He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."
A: Bone-jour.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!
Claude
Surrendre*
I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.
He went oui, oui.
Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.
When I do her hair: "How about a hat "
A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
Oui-d
Because they hate French press!
What do we do now, Pierre
Ronald MacAardvark!
So they could win one.
Beep Beep Beep...
Because one egg is un oeuf.
He was French.
Because it was a(salt)ted.
They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering
they were cooked in Greece
Bone-jour.
Mine!
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.
They always take things the wrong way.
Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person
If the planes came from the outside.
He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.
Big Brudder is watching you
Never leave your buddy's behind.
They briefly open one eye.
They're willing to work peanuts!
Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")
Bonjour"
A Biceptual
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!