Napoleon Bunnyparte!
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Coffee Mug
The rear-view mirrors
A beget!
A Leap Frog
A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!
So they can watch the battle
I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
J'accuza
He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."
A: Bone-jour.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!
Claude
Surrendre*
I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.
He went oui, oui.
Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.
When I do her hair: "How about a hat "
A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
Oui-d
Because they hate French press!
What do we do now, Pierre
Ronald MacAardvark!
So they could win one.
Beep Beep Beep...
Because one egg is un oeuf.
He was French.
Because it was a(salt)ted.
They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering
they were cooked in Greece
Bone-jour.
David Buoy
Because they had good high jeans
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"
Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.
A raging Boehner.
Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
He fell on his ash.
O Cristor Redundant
Oily!
Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz
An enterpreNeuer.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
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The volleyball net.