Napoleon Bunnyparte!
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The rear-view mirrors
A beget!
A Leap Frog
A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!
So they can watch the battle
I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
J'accuza
He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."
A: Bone-jour.
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Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!
Claude
Surrendre*
I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.
He went oui, oui.
Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.
When I do her hair: "How about a hat "
A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
Oui-d
Because they hate French press!
What do we do now, Pierre
Ronald MacAardvark!
So they could win one.
Beep Beep Beep...
Because one egg is un oeuf.
He was French.
Because it was a(salt)ted.
They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering
they were cooked in Greece
Bone-jour.
He web-slang
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.
The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
Because tea leaves.
I have Grey Poupon me
Oh, gosh!
Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person
Jokes reposts
To recycle a joke from the other side.
So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.
He just couldn't tape it anymore..
You ask them to pronounce unionize.
Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**