To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
You can actually get through the minefield alive.
Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say
You'll never forget her name.
Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget
Forget it once.
One's a cunning runt... and I forget the rest, but your mother is a whore.
It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
Beets me but I just forgot the joke!
PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.
B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
Their trunks.
because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.
Elephants have good memory
1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.
Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)
Convincing the sound to get into your van.
She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.
I n c o r r e c t l y
Algae-bra.
An algae bra.
Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...
Because he was Russian.
A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans
Your teeth.
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
with a cowculator.
Bart.
Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.
Because of the eclipse.
Eclipse it.
