To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
You can actually get through the minefield alive.
Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say
You'll never forget her name.
Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget
Forget it once.
One's a cunning runt... and I forget the rest, but your mother is a whore.
It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
Beets me but I just forgot the joke!
PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.
B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
Their trunks.
because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.
Elephants have good memory
1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
Traitor Joe's.
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.
A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.
Because Intermediate value theorem
An RPG
Toucan play at that game!
Sour-Doh!
He desperately needed Apu.
None according to the Russians.
In a Russian accent ) robber boots
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)
Because your mom was on the other side..
Muuuuuuon
Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion
