Why is a racehorse like a letter?
They both begin a trip at the post!
Bison"
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.
Because he only had followers. Not friends.
They both had a little Downey inside of them.
He'll restart the nuclear power plant
A: Can't complain ...
A bullet.
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
The Carpet store
A receding hare line.
He turns off his Xbox.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Manet.
Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...
They were just never on the same page...
Adobe.
Bingo!
They fry pranes
You wave to him
Because he just isn't a mourning person.
With its punchline
Unique up on him. How do you catch a tame lion? tame way! Zingo!
Free fap material
A Sasha Fierce!
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
Oh, Plebes.
Her' real name is Victor!
Septembrus
A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
Doctors without boarders.
He wanted his *Kidneys*.
It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.
To get to the "other side".
Bricks can get laid.
The Holy Braille!
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
Half of London
They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.
Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.
Avocado.
if u say its not ok they give it to u for free
Guac!
Cottage cheese.
I didn't cottage in my pants
A dogtor.
A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog
Happi-ness
Because there is no work out there.
Everyone has the same DNA.
I'm better without U."
She said "They all did".
Because they didn't get their nickel back.
An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO
It's ill-eagle