Why was the note denied alcohol?
Because it was A Minor.
Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**
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A: French War Heroes.
Synonym.
Old.
Her lipstick
A I'll see myself out now.
To study abroad.
So he could tell the time at night !
Because they never use them
The government actually wanted to stop Polio.
Eh.
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Reindeer are the ones that fly.
Korean Barbecue.
Nothing.
Upper Tears
A dim light.
Tennish
Naboo
Chicken chow meng.
Hallo Hallo Hallo !
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Dr. Dre......
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
He didn't like nuns.
Giraffe.
so he could flip the bird
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
Battle Royale with cheese
He's ben affleckted.
A cheesy pun.
He's always nailed to the boards....
Gotta Dash!
Urine angel.
Because they were Ionic.
North of the Wal-Mart
It must be heredditory.
What's up, ohmie
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
Because people are dying to get in!
Sorry not sorry
I Duggar."
EOM
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !
A pioneer
Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !
He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)
You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
Because they look for contributors to open sores.
It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.
Really lonely.
House.
Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."
He was a ghoulsnif fer.
Put 14 carrots in it.
He put in 24 carrots.
