Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?
Doctor Dolittle
Difficult
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The Moovies
There's 21 of them
A: A microchip off the old block.
fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)
Freezing.
Someone that didn't take it out in time.
Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug
Fruit can't talk
A four-chin teller.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time
There was too much friction.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!
A baboom.
B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight
greg.
Dog turds without borders
There are too many Links.
Make sure you get my Gouda side!
ele-font
Jason MRAz
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
A bah-humbug.
Cantilever? (can't I leave her)
Because they always turn out in-bread.
Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.
A: Because 36 would be too many.
Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"
Altright, altright, altright
A flaggot
removed
The ocean
Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.
At the BP station. (thanks grandma)
None. The just stand around for years bitching about how it went out. EDIT: does not disc.
Fine brothers
The C4 does something when it's triggered.
A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.
A bad habit.
When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
Because they always bring boos.
Boo!
They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.
They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.
It said "concentrate" on it!
It said Focus.
Nothing, he's Snowden.
he was snowden
A flat miner
A flat miner. EDIT: spelling
A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it
It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it
