How many servers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
That's not my sidework!
Because she's dead.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Danke
Very large ones.
It lost its contacts.
You can skip the flat ones.
A semi-colon
Bob. *I'm so sorry*
Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.
They have a chip on both shoulders.
We haven't spoken for five years".
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home
Bookkake
He had a fear of commitment
Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!
Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.
He says: "Nothing." and disappears.
Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.
How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.
His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.
Do you believe in people
A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.
It had Injun (engine) trouble.
she asks. "Because it's below C level."
Sonic the eggnog.
You add ices.
A Brexit
Infantry !
Not being retarded.
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
They really get it's rocks off
Ohm... Ohm...
PokeMom
Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...
An escalador.
Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.
They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.
Militia Etheridge
If they had one more it would be to farty
A Dell.
Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)
Pedi-files
Phuket, I don't know...
Taiwan
Out of the way !
When it's a baby elephant !
Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!
The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.
A: When you can't pay cash.
He was charged with battery.
About 5 inches.
Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8
Edison.
An Edison
So black kids could get dirty faces too.
So black kids could get messy too.