Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist?
It had concavities...
ey you.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Just Juan
Daworfed
The punch lines.
See ewwww later!
Seals.
One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.
One, but it takes 7 years.
Steeped in mystery!
The hypocrite's the one that exists.
Thank you very much for honest sharing.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Dates!
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Because they can't even.
One, plus or minus one.
Cause they don't have balls to scratch
A stamp.
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
A fish tank !
I said "Congratulations!!!"
Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.
Never mind...it's tearable
Kung Boo
I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."
Juan nail at a time.
He wanted to check his e-mail.
A log n truck.
They drive alpacars.
It was a Freudian slip
To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.
Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
After the ring, you wake up!
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish
Pear pressure.
Adair once but I'm bald now !
Opinions!
idk
He answered the iron
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
Cancer :)
The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!
Inmates
Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.
A hare dare.
If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.
A: They have hearts of stone.
Juana Sum Peeksa.
They have lots of children.
Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.
He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...
What would Scooby doo
Walk this way
I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*
A Jet-ski.