What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?
IM Groot.
Just the First Order.
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Anya best behavior !
More than a Holocaust
You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.
Because they have such big nostrils.
Christopher Reeve...
Cross your legs
A gap in coverage.
A caiman like a wrecking ball.
I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"
A: Because he was sitting on the deck !
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Christopher Sitten
It's been nice gnawing you !
They both work with crust.
More doors.
You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.
My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.
None. They're too afraid of the electricity.
Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.
Their last hit was the wall
why
The taste
He drank his coffe before it was cool.
The Starry Knight
An allegory.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
He looked a little blue
Iran.
A Nantucket.
Not Apple Jacks
Boo man! Boo!
Right where you left him.
Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.
Hand EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE
To the Horspital!
All his gas is Argon.
It has low shoulders.
Let's go ride our bikes.
Agoofaloofagus
I'm a little dino-sore.
Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)
A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
He left his head and shoulders on the beach.
Whale-done :)
The new York jets.
The New York jets.
A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
Remains to be seen.
Weak back.
Cancer. ( )
At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "
I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed
Bill Murray.
It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.
OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction.
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