One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.
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Because her hips won't lie.
he asked. "A million," I rep lied.
A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
You stop laughing and shoot him again.
Lie to me
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
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A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
To trip up low-flying aircraft.
His lips are moving
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
Gomer's pile.
Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*
Patty O'Furniture.
A nervous wreck.
He made a grave mistake.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.
Hit him in the face with an axe.
The game warden found out he poached his eggs!
Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"
Pork and bologne sammiches.
A beggar has retained his integrity.
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
He didn't like nuns.
unfazed*
