One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.
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Because her hips won't lie.
he asked. "A million," I rep lied.
A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
You stop laughing and shoot him again.
Lie to me
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
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A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
To trip up low-flying aircraft.
His lips are moving
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
Gomer's pile.
Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*
Patty O'Furniture.
A nervous wreck.
He made a grave mistake.
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
When your bald !
So he can pretend she's decomposing.
Pessimist Prime
Church.
If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
They both fiddle with a rod
Netfish and krill
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church
When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.
Beethoven's last movement.
Wall-sits.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
