One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because her hips won't lie.
he asked. "A million," I rep lied.
A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
You stop laughing and shoot him again.
Lie to me
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
To trip up low-flying aircraft.
His lips are moving
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
Gomer's pile.
Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*
Patty O'Furniture.
A nervous wreck.
He made a grave mistake.
A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.
Hit him in the face with an axe.
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...
The harder you hit them the more english you get.
Past tense.
beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck
You don't talk about fight club.
I herd.
Tell them it's nearly finished.
What's Allepo "
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
This did not go swimmingly at all
Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
