Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A landmine.
Nocturtle
A football match.......
A: To the moovies.
A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks
It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)
Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."
Have a pigjama party!
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Morgue Attendant
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
You pop up all night.
He used a skeleton key.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
The slaughter house
Bronto-snore-us !
I woke up exhausted!
They come out at night!
Toucan play at that game!
Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)
Tsunami
Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.
You park your car, man.
A Wok in the Park
With a search party.
There's Google.
Because he was born in a barn.
I'm Crossed."
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
He thought it would help him with his hit detection.
I stand corrected." -From
A one night stand with Jesus
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.