A: At night, because two feet are added to it.
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Chicago.
He has claw marks on his forehead.
I keep getting calls in the night.
The night before a test.
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.
Shall we walk home or take a dog
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
A Night at the Opera.
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By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
Russell !
It gets Dhaka
Kristall nacht
A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
The Broncos' center
With an electorate blanket.
No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
Yo mama last night bro.
Your grandma's jaws
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
You can't see them when it is night.
Prom night.
The Canadian says "That was my wife."
A Rastapartying
Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.
To the h-bar
An Airbus A320.
Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
So they can see where they are going
CuNO3!
TO SHLEEP! :D
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!
Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
So they have something to do at night.
A one night stand with Jesus
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.
Bedward ScissorHams
He nuts and bolts.
Banging your best friend's wife every night!
Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!
A: It swells at night.
What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night
Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.
Fry-by-night!
Count star.
A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.
Their cicadan rhythm is off
Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.
No problem , He sleeps at night.
He falls off
A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
A frog -- it croaks every night.
Sleep at night
Numchucks.
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Nut and bolt
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
So he could tell the time at night !
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog
They go Bar Hopping!...
A starfish !
Plan C-ya.
Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.
Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
Man, wall mounts are awesome."
A: She went to sea a movie.
Because he makes all the ladies wet.
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
Starve.
He went at night.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
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Because he was resisting a rest.
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
A tiger moth !
Beef Jerkey
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
A humpty-dumpty!
Because her hips won't lie.
Ham-burgers!
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
At the Klondike Bar.
He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.
Jimmy Kim-il
GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Make blonde jokes!
He couldn't decide what font to use.
They were trying to start a business.
By moving faux wood. Rimshot
Hope you fell better tomorrow.
raisin bran
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