Party Jokes

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party?

Party paupers

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party?

A BOOkake party!

Where Are You Going ?

Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Party Pooper Jokes More Party Pooper Jokes

What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

Political Party Jokes More Political Party Jokes

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Who i am?

Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am Boy: Good (Walks Away)

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Yale Jokes More Yale Jokes

What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.