Party Jokes

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party?

Party paupers

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party?

A BOOkake party!

Where Are You Going ?

Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Solar System Jokes More Solar System Jokes

How does a solar system have a party?

How does a solar system have a party? They planet

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Whats the only white thing about a black guy?

His owner.

What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ?

A masochist

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.