Because he was a fungi
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You planet
Illiterate (il-lit-erate)
I told her that drinks were on the house
In the punchlines.
Because they always bring boos.
Because it had nobody to go with.
A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark
A-lou-AK-bar.
They planet.
A Fungi!
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They are always party fowls.
He's a party pooper!
Because they were 50% off!
You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."
A Wurst-Kse Scenario
Rave at the party.
Because she's Hadid.
A no-Nguyen scenario.
omelette
They're fun guys!
Namaste.
The party was for "Wights only."
They turnip the beets!
Namaste
Because, he's just dying to party.
They Planet
He felt really out of place.
How does a solar system have a party? They planet
It was too Loki.
Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party
They Planet.
The Anti-oxy-dance
10 books of Snow Whites
He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key
Stephen Hawking
Go on, have a blast.
Because only two parties exist for the whole country
Because he was anti social.
What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.
Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.
Where the funnel be!
He'll tell you.
TURNUP!
A little get together.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !
Why di'n'ja 'vite us?
Psychopaths are fun at parties.
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).
because they ran out of Natural Light
He gets the cold shoulder.
You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling
I hit that.
par**ty.
Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.
It wanted to have a good tine.
Omelet
they planet.
A paper jam
Because you can really party hearty!
Lettuce turnip da beet!
Because Botswana have fun.
Wooffies!
With 26 characters he met at a party.
Raise the woof!
She had to go t'work instead.
They'll tell you.
Anyone he could dig up.
Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!
TURNIP
In the punch line
What party '
Daytime and night-time!
A stall ball.
He had a wail of a time.
There's just no atmosphere
Sorry guys, moustache!"
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Hey, how are you *Alduin*
He got stuck in a jam.
Toad was a fungi.
A turn up
You're not owld enough.
The Moovies
They are always looking for a tight seal.
She puts her top back on and leaves.
Both can knock you out at a party.
The conga !
There's no punch line.
He was always fascistly late.
Because he had no body to go with.
It booked a Tuber.
Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!
Camembert!
The Treepublican Party!
long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
His doughter.
Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.
They got into Yale.
Doubloons.
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
Because it would be a party fowl.
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
A stable economy
The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!
Because they have no right.
The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.
