They cut a head
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He said, "No man, clay chair."
She wanted to see her nephewlope
I need to goku the toilet
All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.
Never mind...it's tearable
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...
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He wanted cold hard cash!
They wanted to hit the high Cs.
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)
They're always getting hooked up
Urine it.
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.
None, that's a Mexican's job.
A: Because he's Haydn!
Because deep down they're really nice people.
One's a bunch of cunning runts.....
One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
Stop "Russian"
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
Prolly wanted a cracker!
You feeling salty bro
Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week
Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.