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How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

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How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

What do you call a research facility in the middle east?

Darpa Darpa

Soba Jokes More Soba Jokes

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

What's the opposite of drunken noodles?

Soba noodles!

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..