They cut a head
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He said, "No man, clay chair."
She wanted to see her nephewlope
I need to goku the toilet
All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.
Never mind...it's tearable
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...
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He wanted cold hard cash!
They wanted to hit the high Cs.
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
With a crowbar.
The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."
John.
The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.
He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast
Because they never get off their beds.
Tennish!
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.
The dance of the sugar plump fairy !
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Michael
