Anything you want, He can't hear you!
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OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.
Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.
Me too*
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !
Don't you want some bunny to love"
If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.
A Small Medium at Large
Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."
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Couple's Daily Question Mug
They both want to make it rain.
I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.
Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
They don't want to get their hands dirty.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window
Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.
Well, certainly not a billionaire.
I ain't Willie Nelson."
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
Student: "Alive".
He wanted to get joint custody.
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
He wanted to get a long little doggy
A: Because she didn't want to go.
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
They're both annoying and want your money.
A Krismas goose.
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
because it's their sen-pais
Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.
Yeah.
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"
A: He wanted rich milk.
the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC
A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.
He wanted to see how long he slept.
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.
Because he wanted them to work over-time
You don't want beef with me
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
He wanted a Trigger warning.
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
Nothing, she's fine
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
Removed
He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
You're not owld enough.
He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
Because he wanted to get baked.
She fell for the Big Apple !
Why don't you want me to get well now
on Zimbabwean TV.
Because they want to have some available to customers too!
from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.
I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(
Christian Bale.
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"
Because it was Frigid
Polly want a quacker!
Depends what you want it to change into...
Because baggers can't be choosers.
Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."
Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "
Let my peephole grow!
She wanted a new website.
The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.
Ice cream because they always want a scoop!
They wanted to raise the dead.
It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !
A: Turkey.
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
I'm not Willie Nelson"
One's wanted.
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.
He didn't want to stake his tent.
I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
A: Anytime he wants to go.
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.
Gamble in British currency.
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
1961
Because they're shellfish!!!
Darpa Darpa
Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.
racist cannibal.
A cracker with cheese.
America just did.
Irrelevant.
Vet: I have good news and bad news..
Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week
Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)
A gras shopper.
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Cross traffic doesn't stop.
