Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Unzip my pants and ask big bird
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
I reply "Taxes."
Duty. Honor.
Who's asking
I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
Namaste.
asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
'Can I join you?'
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
A buck an ear (buccaneer).
They're on your buccan head!
A stole.
OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.
Green paint. Haha
Red paint!
Almond Joy.
Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
Because decimals always have a point.
Because they had a point
The whole thing was a gas.
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.
You only need a nail to hang a painting.
What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?
They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.
Because people are dying to get in.
