Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Unzip my pants and ask big bird
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
I reply "Taxes."
Duty. Honor.
Who's asking
I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
Namaste.
asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
'Can I join you?'
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
Is it mine"?
Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"
If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."
Goesintight.
She can run faster than her brother.
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
It mooved.
Quit being nosey.
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
Because if they close the other, they can't see!
Camenbert
Under his buckin' hat.
A buccaneer
The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."
Reelection.
