Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Unzip my pants and ask big bird
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
I reply "Taxes."
Duty. Honor.
Who's asking
I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
Namaste.
asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
'Can I join you?'
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
It has the blues
They've got no sole.
Cause everyone's dying to get in!
Open a can
Before 1928, neither could vote.
Penacilin
Fleece Navidad!
Because his bread was stollen!!!
A moosecut!
50 pounds and a flannel.
Decalfinated.
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
The captains log.
Looking for Pooh.
There's been a ground breaking discovery...
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
