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Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
So they can watch the battle
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
She wanted to be on time.
During PRIME time!
ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.
A: Pittsburg Steelers
A power strip.
Because his watch has ended.
Someone told him there were two Lucilles
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A mathador.
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
That way they can both watch wrestling.
I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.
Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant
They both watch whales.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
For the watch
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Because he has a LED-TV.
They are both interesting to watch.
Hey, watch this.
In bits and pieces.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
A waist of time.
It was the best dam show I ever saw
It was very graphic!
Yes, but don’t turn it on.
So time would fly.
They distrust clocks.
TiK ToK On The Clock
Because the pictures were way to shaky......
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
He wanted to make some doe!
A: It's a sphere.
Hard eh.
Because it messes with their hops
May the force e-with you.
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Free Willy
Girl: Apollo neck jumpers
The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.
A bonding agent.
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)
