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Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
So they can watch the battle
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
She wanted to be on time.
During PRIME time!
ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.
A: Pittsburg Steelers
A power strip.
Because his watch has ended.
Someone told him there were two Lucilles
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A mathador.
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
That way they can both watch wrestling.
I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.
Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant
They both watch whales.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
For the watch
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Because he has a LED-TV.
They are both interesting to watch.
Hey, watch this.
In bits and pieces.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
A waist of time.
It was the best dam show I ever saw
It was very graphic!
Yes, but don’t turn it on.
So time would fly.
They drink bleach.
Bleach.
Well the flag is a big plus
On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.
GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go
It already has at least hundred degrees
There's already a clock on the stove
SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!
Jackpot!
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
Weasley twins are 50% off
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
A virgin.
Man, wall mounts are awesome."
They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
