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Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
So they can watch the battle
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
She wanted to be on time.
During PRIME time!
ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.
A: Pittsburg Steelers
A power strip.
Because his watch has ended.
Someone told him there were two Lucilles
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A mathador.
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
That way they can both watch wrestling.
I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.
Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant
They both watch whales.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
For the watch
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Because he has a LED-TV.
They are both interesting to watch.
Hey, watch this.
In bits and pieces.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
A waist of time.
It was the best dam show I ever saw
It was very graphic!
Yes, but don’t turn it on.
So time would fly.
Bobby-n up and down like this !
Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."
Forever.
Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.
Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*
Scottsdale.
You dont. There is a clock on the oven.
It went back 4 seconds.
A hermit crab !
A neighbour!
A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.
One if nobody is watching.
Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed
with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"
Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?
