Because he kept on dropping beets.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Fire in the hole!
A: Make sure one is a match!
He was accused of wreckless driving.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
takes back mixtape* FIRE!
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
They are four ways you can lose your house!
Shhhhhhh.
flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.
She threw out all the W's.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because he cleaned out the vault.
ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.
Arrr son!
He tried fighting fire with fire.
He was always standing up on the job!
He left his home on the range.
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
Lack of concentration.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!
Because...bros before hose!
A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
Hose A and Hose B.
You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?
Me llamo es 762
A trifle.
Ready, aim, make the FIRE!
asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
Coward ice.
Star wars !
Oh questions about the job No I'm good."
They told him he was good at deriving
