Because he kept on dropping beets.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Fire in the hole!
A: Make sure one is a match!
He was accused of wreckless driving.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
takes back mixtape* FIRE!
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
They are four ways you can lose your house!
Shhhhhhh.
flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.
She threw out all the W's.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because he cleaned out the vault.
ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.
Arrr son!
He tried fighting fire with fire.
He was always standing up on the job!
He left his home on the range.
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
Lack of concentration.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
In case he gets a hole-in-one
Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)
They're huge metal fans.
Pubstep
What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.
Threw his baby out the window.
He buys a new house.
It was given two consecutive sentences.
No one knows. It's never happened.
Russia kept Stalin it
A wet one.
Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.
