Joke Jokes

How do you tell jokes?

Repost :(

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How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

What do you call jokes about bread?

buns

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

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What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

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What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who do you think you are, Baryshnikov?

Get over yourself.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Funny Joke Jokes More Funny Joke Jokes

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples