Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
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I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!
Hahaharvard
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
Cosmic jokes.
Because it will go right over his head
Because you cant take a joke.
Because Freedom Rings.
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.
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When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
Cause they would quack up.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Downvote it.
Because 7, 10, 11!
I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...
Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.
this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....
A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.
It's a touchy subject.
Dumb ones!
He doesn't like to be left hanging.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
The posters.
Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.
In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)
It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)
Because the stalks are all ears.
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
Cause they be quacking jokes
Because 7,10,11!
Ba dum
One's a sick duck, and I forget the rest of the joke but your mother's a whore.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Because they're too cornea.
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
To get to the other side.
Two of my favorites are:
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
Because 7, 10, 11.
A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
It's sin-ful. self made joke
A Nanak Nanak joke.
The punchlines are too long.
This guy!
Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's
They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.
The one who you have to explain the joke to.
Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)
Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.
These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?
Women's Sports.
An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
I feel so enlightninged!
We saw that same joke two days ago
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
They're both cheesy.
ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...
Dan Quayle wrote this joke.
The punchline is too long.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.
Because they're funny on many levels.
This one will sleigh you !
Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
Because they are the wurst.
When you are ill, because they are sick
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
The punchline was too long
Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!
because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...
Because he fainted.
Punjabi-ng.
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
In their dadabase.
Let me hear something different.
An anti-joke.
They crack jokes.
Cugat to love my jokes !
Because they always miss the joke
The punchline for this joke is 0.99$
The posters
They never get old.
Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.
When your kid sleeps in between.
ilene
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.
Sushi could get to the other side.
Back on crack
It failed the Smaug test.
ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.
ANSWER: Milk and honey.
