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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

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How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Where do german parents send their ADD kids?

Concentration Camps

What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world?

Send.

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By predigree-mail.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Where does an angry pirate get sent?

Anchor Management

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

A: Capital letters.

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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What do you call a group of babies?

an Infantry

What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers?

Infantry.

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What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

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What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

Why don't dogs make good dancers ?

Because they have two left feet !

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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