Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant
Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.
Their kids would be too lazy to steal.
I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.
Molestation.
Arrr son!
He wanted to be cool.
Bison
You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
Moo. As told by my kid this morning.
Sounds like he had already done the... time
Cancer.
Racist
A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD
2nd base.
Michael Jackson
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
Let's go ride bikes!
Because it was rated arrr!
To get to the other slide.
So time would fly.
A buccaneer!
Racism has many faces.
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"
Under his buccan-hat.
Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!
All 12
Shot.
Because pot holder was already taken -rim shot-
A peg leg.
A: Because he was sitting on the deck !
They go back four seconds.
A second line
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
Namaste
