A: When Hillary leaves town.
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Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.
420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.
Because he came.
So Dapressed. I'll leave now.
Two test tickles
He left his home on the range.
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
Nunavet
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He fell out of the tree.
Na 'ma ste
Namaste.
There was nothing left but de Brie.
He's all right now.
Because all of the fans left.
It's a fugazi.
Because they rain supreme.
OH SNaP!
The Piledriver: No Holes Barred
I don't have a corvette in my garage.
sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
The Post Office
Because it was baked.
a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
Nothing
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.