It didn't Snowden.
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They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.
Because he was Snowden.
You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!
Because he was Snowden...
Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.
Cause he was snowden.
Because he was snowed in.
Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!
Because he was Snowden
Lenght of chimney x wind speed
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Two test-tickles.
Rustle
Because it was Hammertime'
After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.
All that was left was de brie.
They were too sacrifishal
If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!
At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit
Aftermath
They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
Leaving a plunger in the toilet.
They had no rights.
Two test tickles
There is nothing left too loose.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Condom-Mints
Well, that was an unexpected twist!
They don't want to leave their brothers behind
You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
Nah, I'm-a stay.
The Captain's Log.
Never leave your buddy's behind.
Nothing... They've never met
Because they never leave a tip.
The Hip Replacement Guy.
Because they always want to be right.
Leave my provolone!
Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear
Two test tickles.
ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...
MOO-barak!
She fell out of the tree.
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
It was leave your keys at the door.
Seizure Salad.
I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there
Paddy O' furniture
After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.
Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system
She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.
Leave the plunger in the pot.
He just picks one up and leaves.
Russell.
Toothbrush.
The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
Cats
Namaste.
Leave EU.
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
Because everyone always left them hanging!
You leave him hanging....
Russel
Chin-chin would leave.
flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good
Because black people have no rights
They want to catch the last goal-post !
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
He left his head and shoulders on the beach.
ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.
The night before a test.
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
You ask them to leave.
The barking lot.
Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.
Have a nice bite!
He was just chasing tail.
One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.
In the croakroom !
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Alt+Right
A: Leave it in the cow.
Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
They both left bodies in four states.
Because women have no rights.
Tennish.
Leave the plunger in the toilet
He'll be Snowden.
Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.
Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!
You haven't left your couch since 2011.
it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
Shirenara!
He wanted to have some stage presents.
A Giving Christmas Tree
Alley-oop Akbar
Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."
It doesn't sit well.
The bricks will get laid.
17th January. What year Every year!
Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
It staged a coup
The windows milk shake!
I'm tired of doing stuff.
To get their stuff back.
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
Windows update message asking you to restart your computer
