Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

What type of milk is swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees

What do you call a tired cow?

Milked out!

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

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Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

man-go juice!

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

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What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

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What's joke #1?

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

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Almond Jokes More Almond Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ?

Almond the side of the law ! Kn

Soy Jokes More Soy Jokes

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone