Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die
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A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
he missed the rains down in africa
He was missing his winter gear
Three black guys about to miss the elevator
I miss you.
A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
A 3 legged cow
The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe
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He waits for it at the next stop.
A hex-a-gone
Because they always miss their target!
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
To help them find missing sea men.
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
Missed.
WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
They are both going to miss every body.
An ampu-tee.
She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Whib It" by Devo.
He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
A full set of teeth.
Because you get eight more!
Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
Because she's a woman.
The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.
The runway
Because it got fired!
We don't miss Harambe.
You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word
Earth wind and fire
