Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Coz...she "let's it go!"
A stool sample.
She wanted to be on time.
Meals on wheels
The Lone Aardvark!
They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
Time to get a new car.
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
Fire in the hole!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!
Paddy O'Furniture
The nba
The www.izard of Oz.
He sat under the durian tree.
raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..
Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!
Close, Bill, but no cigar!"
Because a Cadillac sits six.
He/she's not sitting or standing!
Polaroids.
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
Paddy o' Furniture
A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.
None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews
He loves his pot.
They have no hands to knock on the door.
Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.
On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.
A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!
Paddy O'furniture
Spoiled milk!
Spoiled milk.
A baked potato
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
They want to catch the last goal-post !
His mom was in a jam!
Has she said anything
It's all out of eggs..
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
Rubio on rails
Run around until you get pooped out
