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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt
M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
Take me to your Liederkranz.
On a blind date
In the Conservatory!
Shaking hands.
I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.
Meet me - oh, right.."
Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Youre always meeting new people.
He met the grill of his dreams.
Where my dogs at "
Nothing they've never met.
Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow
Pork and bologne sammiches.
I met a knight
Genesis 3.
A nut house.
by Miles Apart
Shhhhhhh.
A: To meet chicks.
A: They want to make ends meet.
He had deadlines to meet
Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."
Au
I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.
I'll meet you at the corner!
Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:
If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
A PRIVATE TUTOR
A private tooter
Time to go to sweep.
He found his wife sweeping with someone else.
Because they came from afar.
As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming
What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night
An everlasting jobstopper.
Moose-saka
Because it's soda pressing
The lottery.
To win dough.
Let us spray
When its spray pump is out of order!