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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt
M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
Take me to your Liederkranz.
On a blind date
In the Conservatory!
Shaking hands.
I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.
Meet me - oh, right.."
Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Youre always meeting new people.
He met the grill of his dreams.
Where my dogs at "
Nothing they've never met.
Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow
Pork and bologne sammiches.
I met a knight
Genesis 3.
A nut house.
by Miles Apart
Shhhhhhh.
A: To meet chicks.
A: They want to make ends meet.
He had deadlines to meet
Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."
Au
I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.
I'll meet you at the corner!
They just have a feel for that kind of thing.
Art
Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.
That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.
x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.
Hodor
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
I wish his hands were made of stone."
It swept with his girlfriend :P
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !
If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.
A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.
Hebrewed it.
A farte
