Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Banks
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
Xanax since he's a Bartender
Super Bait
A humdred !
To a re-tail store!
Because he needed a crap.
We don't need an asteroid...
His portrait only need one nail
Couple's Daily Question Mug
He needed the cowlcium.
He injured his spline!
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Anita you like I need a hole in the head !
Fo' drizzle.
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
Leeds.
OC) He already has supervision.
You need to take your vitamin Ayy.
I need to goku the toilet
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
Need to know ASAP.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
None. The change, if needed, will come from within.
Lemonaid.
It needed a root canal.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.
The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)
A joke .
To recycle a joke from the other side.
Tweetment!
one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
All I want for christmas is yeux"
He wanted to raised stewed beef!
Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.
His shirts get all winkly.
It's his private eye.
One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.
Swine flu!
