Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
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Banks
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
Xanax since he's a Bartender
Super Bait
A humdred !
To a re-tail store!
Because he needed a crap.
We don't need an asteroid...
His portrait only need one nail
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He needed the cowlcium.
He injured his spline!
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Anita you like I need a hole in the head !
Fo' drizzle.
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
Leeds.
OC) He already has supervision.
You need to take your vitamin Ayy.
I need to goku the toilet
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
Need to know ASAP.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
None. The change, if needed, will come from within.
Lemonaid.
It needed a root canal.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.
None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.
Because she's a medium
Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.
A Brazilian
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".
one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
An astronaut, you douchebag.
9 months.
Everyone got swine flu
She strips.
Bison
So black kids could get dirty faces too.
They both say the same jokes over and over again.
