People Jokes

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What does black people and Deutsche Mark have in common?

Both are outdated currency.

Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

Because they were still considered monkeys.

Dubai Jokes More Dubai Jokes

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call someone who went into a birth clinic and started shooting at everyone there?

Spawn camper.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

Flinstone Jokes More Flinstone Jokes

What are there no black people in the Flinstones?

They were still monkeys

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

Colorado Jokes More Colorado Jokes

What does Arizona name Colorado?

Border Collie

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

Nra Jokes More Nra Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.