Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.
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Coffee Mug
Nothing.
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
Do they not know what a nap is
Because he bawled.
Free shotgun
She makes people stoned.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Yep, people are just dying to get in there
It reads "Small medium at large."
Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%
zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
Hope you fell better tomorrow.
A: It depends on the age.
He didn't want to get down on it.
White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.
A school shooter
At the coroner store.
A Luigi Board
They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.
LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.
His mom is Thai and his dad is.......
I guess he was shot through the heart
Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.
A Boa Constructor
It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.
