Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.
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Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
Do they not know what a nap is
Because he bawled.
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She makes people stoned.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
Those who understand binary and those who don't
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Yep, people are just dying to get in there
It reads "Small medium at large."
Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%
it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
He was legendary for pulling out.
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
Purranks.
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He was studying foreign languages.
Because they both study abroad!
He didn't believe in love at first sight.
Walk-a Walk-a
Camalot is where King Arthur lived !
FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what
The average elevation.
Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo
The Flintstones.
