People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
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That people exaggerate.
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
She makes people stoned.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Yep, people are just dying to get in there
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When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.
If most people leave before shooting starts.
Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )
Dad.
Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
Purrfect
The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
Thank you, Karma gain
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A condescending con descending.
Dago wop wop wop
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.
They're both manicures
A racist you racist.
Make it for *White* people only.
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
