Seven. It *has* to be seven.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.
Trees. They're quite shady.
A: Women!
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice
The orbituaries.
To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.
A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
STARbucks.
Have they never had pizza
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Downy.
It's stalemate
Because they have appeal!
because he was following people before instagram
They have bad mammaries.
The ones who are always putting the bite on them!
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"
A solar panel.
A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.
Its always 90 Degrees
Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.
Hot dog!'
Because they make cents!
When they lose their haunting licenses.
Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.
Because they lived once
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
Zero, its already lit
It wasn't her job to educate people.
To send people to the other side.
Lets go ride a bike!
Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.
people who give 110%
WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!
Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
Denial. Myself included.
They know people will blow them.
He was Haydn!
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
To get to the other side!
guy who invented ketchup packets
making this crap up.
Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!
Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!
people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids
Mourning, everybody!
Foam fest
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
Because people were dying to get in!
I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.
Because she is smoking hot
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
A concentration camp
Someone who is fed up with people.
Because they never stand up for themselves.
To concentration camps.
John Senile
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.
A pocket watch.
It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad
Liberal Arts Degrees.
Sir, this is a morgue."
but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!
Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.
Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit
I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.
Febrewery
Like we're going outside...
Two at most.
The punchline is too long.
Vegetarians!
Because they are lack toes intolorent.
They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.
they're investing in wheel estate.
Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags
Romans.
A place where people parked their camels !
An icebreaker
Just the people who were in charge of that decision.
whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people
People can Voat.
Adidos!
Parents.
They always make an extra copy
People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.
Thai Fighters
Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
Homophonic I'm sorry...
tattoo master
Pages from *Reader's Digest*
Aurora boring Alice.
It's not like anyone calls it a "chicken-bird" sandwich.
Because violins is not the answer...
So black kids could get dirty faces too.
This.
Does any of this really matter...
Double jointed
It was too bright in here anyway.
You dont. There is a clock on the oven.
I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.
Spelling!
Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!
People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do
People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.
You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"
It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.
The Flintstones.
Because they were still monkeys.
I'd like some H20 please.
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
A: More guns.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
