Because they're meteor
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Coffee Mug
Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
Because its a bit too sow...
Because it's always black and white.
Release it on TIDAL
Bayesian.
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
People got lit and turnt.
They both say the same jokes over and over again.
Because of the towel ban
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Crucified.
Sun of a beach
Dead people had lives.
Because of the Endor-fans.
It's just not their Kappa tea
Their scared they'll say something nigative
Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.
They barium.
Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.
Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.
More storage space.
Sack religious
Because they Marry Christmas!
Chit-Shatting
Toucan.
It's too complex
82
His vision was based on movements.
Pump-Kin
They can feel it in their bones.
They both blow up people who don't agree with them.
Because people get all up in his grill.
Nobody likes the black ones.
They're always cutting lines
Do you have a ticket for that?
People look down on them.
So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.
Because they're in a depression.
They drink bleach.
Cus he looked one way, then another way after.
Artificial Swedeners
So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
Mount Restmore.
Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.
High queue-ality.
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.
Because he had a brother named Enos.
Juan vs. Juan
Most people like the idea of pizza better.
People said she was making too much of a racket.
Well, it worked with the slaves.
Because they are Russin'
Question Mart.
Left behind
On and on anon.
Gilles de la gourmette
Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.
Because people are dying to get in!
A gallop poll.
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane
They act too paowerful
Because they reject setian.
They didn't...!
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
Because their eggs stinked!
Because there's nothing wong with it.
High wasted shorts!
It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.
A Dobie
The lightbulb works fine...
3/5
I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.
I'll tell you later.
Because it's black. Sorry.
A Brazillion!!!
Scares their dogs.
It's sublime
Farsi.
Deciding which to tell people first.
The laundromat.
Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..
Decomposers
You have been banned from .
A PENNEtentiary!
Two. One to cut and one to glue
Because its white and it works.
Terraformal wear.
Annoying.
The lanlord!
The punchline is too long.
Because people are dying to get in.
I guess that some people just want to see the world turn
There are literally Sicilians.
People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!
Washington
A WashingTon.
TREE O'clock!
All of them
White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.
Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.
Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.
Sushi bars and stop signs.
Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*
lay floss over their eyes
Because they were still monkeys.
Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo
Because he screwed his wife!
Around Thevenin the morning
Are & Be
Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(
