Because in America, freedom rings.
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In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Because that would be illeagle
Make America good again."
Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...
America just did.
No, YOU the bomb.
A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.
America. Keep right on going and don't stop.
A tourist.
In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.
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Make America 8 again
Because freedom rings.
Cause' freedom RINGS!
Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
We're white and bulbous, just like America
America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"
Because we gave them that L in 1776.
As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.
As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!
Because he wasn't an Amirkhan
Both will go bad in 9 days.
To remind blacks in America that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.
After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.
Tell them its almost over
Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!
A USB.
A couch can support a family
Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"
Because it's made out of vibranium.
Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**
Quarter pounder.
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
All right, all right, all right..
They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.
They prevented hispanic attacks
All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.
Because 12 13 14!
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.
I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!
Minnesota.
Woof da.
