Because in America, freedom rings.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Because that would be illeagle
Make America good again."
Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...
America just did.
No, YOU the bomb.
A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.
America. Keep right on going and don't stop.
A tourist.
In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.
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Make America 8 again
Because freedom rings.
Cause' freedom RINGS!
Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
We're white and bulbous, just like America
America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"
Because we gave them that L in 1776.
As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.
As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!
Because he wasn't an Amirkhan
Both will go bad in 9 days.
To remind blacks in America that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.
After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.
Tell them its almost over
Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!
A USB.
alt-right, alt-right, alt-right
Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right
Because of all the tellers.
Rabbit
I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.
Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !
Thanks for opening my mind.
Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
He got Lemonaids.
Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!
Because they're inbred too.
What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.
Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**
