A bookworm !
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
It can look round.
Because they're crab apples !
Apple the door myself!
She could never say no to apple.
Looking for Jobs.
iPatch
A pineapple !
A fruit by the foot
When you take careful aim.
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
To get to the other cider.
because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
Someone took a bite out of its Apple.
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
Man, go away!
They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
All of them!
Sore arms.
Hammerheads!
A TOR pedo.
He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.
A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.
because he didn't know Mandarin
Because they are made to concentrate.
r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!
Because nobody liked it on earth.
The guay station.
Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark
quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.
Memory loss.
A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
