A bookworm !
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
It can look round.
Because they're crab apples !
Apple the door myself!
She could never say no to apple.
Looking for Jobs.
iPatch
A pineapple !
A fruit by the foot
When you take careful aim.
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
To get to the other cider.
because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
Someone took a bite out of its Apple.
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
Man, go away!
They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
All of them!
Sore arms.
A Communist
Allah mode.
Cliffsides (because it's so steep).
A fifth.
They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea
Ask apple to open the backdoor.
The crews got marooned
The 45th President of the United States of America.
He tractor!
A tractor
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
Just one if its lochte'd
If the planes came from the outside.
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
Tequila Mockingbird
An astronaut.
