Boy Jokes

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

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What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

What's that boy?

An armed robbery on 5th "Timmy's stuck in a well "

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

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What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

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What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

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What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

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How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.