Boy Jokes

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

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What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

What's that boy?

An armed robbery on 5th "Timmy's stuck in a well "

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

Talent Jokes More Talent Jokes

Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show?

They were all Nervous-Rex

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the medical term for owning too many dogs?

A rover-dose

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions !

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"