Boy Jokes

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

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What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

What's that boy?

An armed robbery on 5th "Timmy's stuck in a well "

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!