Because I ran her over in the street.
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Your erection....
Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!
What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog
Only one if you run him through slowly!
Mad-at-gas-cars!
There was a run on sentences.
He was chicken !
The license number of the car that hit him.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
Red, because it runs the most.
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Running a Backgroud Check.
Because the slow ones are in jail.
WD-4D
Apparently, they go everywhere.
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Covers tracks
I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Because it's harder to run in squares.
He was involved in a hit-and-run.
The barber ran
Run!
Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
When they run out of patients.
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
It ran out of juice.
Because she ran away from the ball.
Because she is dead.
Hellen Keller
A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.
Because they keep planting evidence.
A mode of transportation. :D
Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
Ewe, crank that soldier boy!
Iran so far away
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.
His lips are moving
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".
He was de-stable-ized.
A lumberjack.
