Because I ran her over in the street.
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Your erection....
Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!
What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog
Only one if you run him through slowly!
Mad-at-gas-cars!
There was a run on sentences.
He was chicken !
The license number of the car that hit him.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
Red, because it runs the most.
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Running a Backgroud Check.
Because the slow ones are in jail.
WD-4D
Apparently, they go everywhere.
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Covers tracks
I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Because it's harder to run in squares.
He was involved in a hit-and-run.
The barber ran
Run!
Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
When they run out of patients.
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
It ran out of juice.
Because she ran away from the ball.
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
A cup of yogurt.
One squeeze and they're all over you.
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.
It's not there.
They just pray the gray away
A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read
They walk on the sins of their ancestors.
arggg! thar she blows
How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
Because they are well versed in whorticulture
They both enjoy handshakes.
To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.
