Because I ran her over in the street.
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Your erection....
Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!
What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog
Only one if you run him through slowly!
Mad-at-gas-cars!
There was a run on sentences.
He was chicken !
The license number of the car that hit him.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
Red, because it runs the most.
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Hamburger!
Running a Backgroud Check.
Because the slow ones are in jail.
WD-4D
Apparently, they go everywhere.
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Covers tracks
I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Because it's harder to run in squares.
He was involved in a hit-and-run.
The barber ran
Run!
Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
When they run out of patients.
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
It ran out of juice.
Because she ran away from the ball.
A hug and a little quiche.
Chutney.
Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.
Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
Any way you like, they have to forgive you!
An old man yelling at the cloud
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.
The guy with the bulge in his sock ...
A cup of Joe.
Pee in a cup.
Look at it in a mirror.
Not having to set aside money for your old age.
RIP my E-brake
They all "Feel The Burn!"
