Because it ran out of cluck !
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She kept running away from the ball.
from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.
So they won't run out of time
Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na
Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.
I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away
Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America
He ran out of patients.
Rubio on rails
She was trying to get ahead !
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Restarted.
Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.
Shoots him 8 times in the black.
He answered, "Because you're coming home early."
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !
A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.
The number of the car that hit him.
because he is a Boxer
He didn't jump high enough.
Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
An all day run
DaRUDE Sandstorm
Running into one could really ruin your day.
I gotta run.
I was missing the important Bits.
The registration of the car that ran him over !
A pit bull in a kindergarten
I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !
Antelope!
Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
It did snot want to be late
The number of the car that hit you.
He ran out of little boys
DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)
The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.
Get it to do some CARdio
They saw what happened to the sheep
Endosperm.
Jail break.
Shut up son, and give me another shell.
A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
It runs in his jeans.
Politicks
Because I ran
Nothing you just run away!
He Ran Solo...
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
Because it's always past-tents.
They like to run around in their bear feet.
Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.
Because he had to use the bathroom.
The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!
Well actually, I-ran
He was running a trap house.
Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little
Reverse to make sure.
A positive pregnancy test.
Run around until you get pooped out
By running! J.K. Rowling
Yea that
Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.
You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running
No Whey Jose.
The hospital ran all out of patience
They both make black men run faster.
To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.
Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
It was a brief chase...
Because he can't run home
me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
Just kidding, I ran over it.
It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!
I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K
They'll tell you
Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.
Curses! Foil again!
Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
They break their nose!
Dos
It popped a wheelie.
Hide their trainers.
H. Ross Parrot
This needs to happen.
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
A zoombie.
Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D
I'll catch you later!
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...
www.innie the pooh.
Slaves.
points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels
A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
Run around until you get pooped out. :)
Islamophobia.
Fast food
Iran so far away
You run. You run so far away.
Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)
A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"
First it goes ping then it goes pong.
He was soda pressed.
The dead cat has skid marks around it.
Cells are found inside plants.
ATTACH!
CANNIBAL!!!
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.
None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
