Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :).
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By moving faux wood. Rimshot
You can only 'ran' it's past tents.
Hot or cold Hot because everyone can catch a cold!
Because education pays off in the long run!
You can't see them when it is night.
You will get exhausted.
I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.
Run through the back door.
Because it's a FAST food!
Curses! Foil again!
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Cause she ran away from the ball
He ran out of patients.
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
The police made him bring it back again.
scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.
Because they have running yolks.
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.
The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.
And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language
To see what made it run.
A **decaf**alon
It would just take a few bytes then run.
One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!
The Supreme Reader.
Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*
Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.
Halfway, any further and you're running out.
Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)
Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.
He had a bee in his suit of armour !
Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:
The Indy 500.
Because time was always running out.
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;
Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.
He was running lait
Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.
Because you ran when it's past tents.
Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.
She was running out of things to read.
It could be your bicycle!
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.
The floats
Christian bale
Because it's easier than running from the law.
I'm tired".
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
Dog-gone!
Running Stupid
He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.
Caesar!
A: He was not being reared right!
She always ran away from the ball
It runs against Hillary.
You'll get exhausted
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Tired.
An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.
He's Biden his time.
You will get tired.
When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
Water.
He ran his business on a skeleton crew.
Run!
It popped a wheelie.
She was worried the egg would get there first.
A: But you cantaloupe!
DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"
A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq
She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
Because they're the largest re-tail-er
Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.
The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"
She kept running from the ball.
He thought it was his civic doodie!
Nail its other hand to the floor.
So it would run faster!!
Because it's past tents
Don't pay the water bill.
Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.
A running joke.
Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.
HashTag!
I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.
All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.
Damn!
Well, you'll never run again" So basically the same
Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!
Flatman and Ribbon
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
See if she can run faster than her brothers.
Because he got tired.
Because they run over sleepers.
Because she ran away from the ball!
He will B flat
You better C or you'll B
Give it two test-tickles.
Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
Because he didn't want toupee.
He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.
With dog diskettes!
He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.
because to him, alcohol is not a solution.
The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning
Because of the culture!
Artificial Swedeners.
Hello, bud.
Because they keep planting evidence.
