A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.
Cut the rope.
In a brief case.
OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee
About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!
An unconvicted felon.
Because deep down they're good people
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
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Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
Your Honor.
About 3 pounds, including the urn.
A. From chasing parked ambulances.
He was charged with battery.
Your honor.
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **
You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.
to keep their foreskins from creeping up.
A lawyer
Only one if you run him through slowly!
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)
Hell was full.
Briefcase
He wanted a law-suit
Firm
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
All their work is pro Bono.
Justin Bieber
Both want to be real boys
I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep.
A row bot.
Deus Ex Macarena
Because he doesn't exist.
They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old
Kidneys.
He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.
I would like to help with house #7.
They like horsin' around.
Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.
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