A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.
Cut the rope.
In a brief case.
OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee
About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!
An unconvicted felon.
Because deep down they're good people
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
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Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
Your Honor.
About 3 pounds, including the urn.
A. From chasing parked ambulances.
He was charged with battery.
Your honor.
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **
You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.
to keep their foreskins from creeping up.
A lawyer
Only one if you run him through slowly!
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)
Hell was full.
Briefcase
He wanted a law-suit
Firm
Bono-y-Bono
Bonos.
God Dam It!
Her Highness will tell you
So in the end they didn't even splatter.
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
A Fungi!
They like horsin' around.
Because God is black.
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
Law-suits
A law-suit
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.
A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.
gun hangs head & turns around
