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Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.
WomanBreastsR Divided
Cause hes a pain in the neck.
Rattata
Breast implants.
A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.
eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!
Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
You can make soldiers out of toast.
Because hes not a planet.
smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.
The singer can have a hit
There are skidmarks before the dog.
Windows update message asking you to restart your computer
Yodela
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
Outlaws are wanted.
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.
denim denim denim!
one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries
This is no joke.
Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year
Pump Kin
An unemployment line.(:
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
The average persons resume
Trigger discipline
NSFW A still born...
Febrewery
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
The bird doesn't feel he's home.
OK!
A fridge --
Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**
Attire.
IHOP!!!
A white owl goes : Who Who A black owl goes : Who dat who dat
A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.
Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.
one actually fights for change
Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!
GERMANY!!!!
NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there
A dead baby can feed a family of four
2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!
James answers: "4 2.4."
SEIZURE SALAD. I peed
Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.
Both are dead inside.
Your erection....
raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..
Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo
Because it is possessive
Orange face.
fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.
There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.
One dead baby in five trash cans
Me in my lucky blue coat.
When all the cotton is picked off her tampon.
Signing the legal guardian paperwork
Chive Talkin'
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
No honey, it s not what it looks like."
Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
