I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)
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He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.
Because they have a limited view of life.
That's no whey to go through life, son.
They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
An Opti-Mystic.
It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel
Your honey or your life !
Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".
A statistician.
I said "SOBER"
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A life with out porpoise.
He could never seem to get ahead in life.
3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life
Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.
Please go back there.
A meme-oir
Someone's mom is Snooki.
Still Life.
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
Why do we have to do all the work
because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called
Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)
Because his life is at stake.
He's too eeriesponsible!!!!
He made melon-ade
Because his whole life he's Ben Solo
Life on the hedge!
A fish
They were on the Earth before it was cool.
Because the Steaks are too high.
Myrrhder
You're dyslexic.
Because they're always the life of the party!
A trans-ginger
Too many strokes.
Duty. Honor.
He's Ben Solo his whole life
When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out
One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.
Life is like a box of chocolates...
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.
Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist
Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"
You only need one nail to hang up the picture.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
She went to the battered women's shelter
Amor-Man
One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):
The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.
Because he's a pain in the neck.
Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
A: They got married in the spring.
Life is a maze.
I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.
