I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.
Because they have a limited view of life.
That's no whey to go through life, son.
They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
An Opti-Mystic.
It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel
Your honey or your life !
Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".
A statistician.
I said "SOBER"
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A life with out porpoise.
He could never seem to get ahead in life.
3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life
Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.
Please go back there.
A meme-oir
Someone's mom is Snooki.
Still Life.
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
Why do we have to do all the work
because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called
Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)
Because his life is at stake.
He's too eeriesponsible!!!!
He made melon-ade
Because his whole life he's Ben Solo
Life on the hedge!
A fish
They were on the Earth before it was cool.
Because the Steaks are too high.
Myrrhder
You're dyslexic.
Because they're always the life of the party!
A trans-ginger
Too many strokes.
Duty. Honor.
He's Ben Solo his whole life
When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out
One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.
Life is like a box of chocolates...
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.
They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.
Prepear for the end.
Because he was in de-nile
When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother
A rain of terror
I'll post the punchline later.
I'll tell you tomorrow.
Darth Jaeger
Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.
