ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.
Neighbor.
Post office.
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions
A mega-bite !
Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.
Because they've forgotten the words !
CATHOLICS: 18
Synonym.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
I'd prefer if you included tigress
Word,yo.
Neither of us know the words to any of her songs
You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word
I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
A: The thesaurus.
Neighbor
Think about it.
Garlic
The first words are, " Jose can you see "
Stone.
Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.
Cash or Czech Edit: a word
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
Did your manners die too Use your words!
Police police police police police police police police police police police.
A: "Nobody's perfect!"
Firetruck
You are the banner of my existence.
S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*
A: Play ball.
Because actions speak louder than words.
and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
Wrong.
A: Post office.
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
Punishment.
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Aladdin the street wants a word with you !
A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)
Before was was was was was is.
It's because they don't know the words.
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!
Search and Destroy.
An all day run
Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
Carrion my wayward son
To indicate where the treasure is buried.
Tsar-Chasm
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
To keep geese from speeding!
A transparent ( )
Binary stars.
