ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.
Neighbor.
Post office.
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions
A mega-bite !
Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.
Because they've forgotten the words !
CATHOLICS: 18
Synonym.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
I'd prefer if you included tigress
Word,yo.
Neither of us know the words to any of her songs
You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word
I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
A: The thesaurus.
Neighbor
Think about it.
Garlic
The first words are, " Jose can you see "
Stone.
Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.
Cash or Czech Edit: a word
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
Did your manners die too Use your words!
Police police police police police police police police police police police.
A: "Nobody's perfect!"
Firetruck
You are the banner of my existence.
S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*
A: Play ball.
Because actions speak louder than words.
and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
Wrong.
A: Post office.
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
Punishment.
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Aladdin the street wants a word with you !
A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)
Before was was was was was is.
It's because they don't know the words.
There was no punch-line.
Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!
Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"
Run around until you get pooped out. :)
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
Aileen
Mourning wood.
Mourning, everybody!
THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!
clearly, you wouldn't know...
A chicken sedan.
1 figure, literally and figuratively.
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
Arcane-gel!
With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.
Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5
