A tiger moth !
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A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!
I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out
Light bulbs
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
Rise up lights
A: Their match wouldn't light.
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
The light's witch !
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A blinkin' light
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
He was Travelling Light
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
Brighton-der the light of the moon !
Opens the car door.
A football match.......
Shine a flashlight in their ear.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Arrr son!
The match
A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet
You will find out when the light comes on.
A. Nobody knows, there's no light.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
None cuz it's already lit af
They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P
Zero. Feet are feet shaped.
Harlem Shake.
I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
gnocchi
Because they're easier to spot
So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
A: "Nobody's perfect!"
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He only got nailed by guys )
They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.
quattro sink-o
An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.
