Reddit Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?

One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.

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What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos?

Everybody hates Pilipinos.

What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

What would the Reddit political party be called?

The know-kn0thing party.

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

How do you get to the front page of reddit ?

Lack of originality

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What do you call a clever joke that doesn't make it to the front page?

A clever joke, but nobody will have Reddit...

What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments?

Wow, such empty

What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas?

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Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

What do Reddit and building a mile long fence have in common?

Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...

What's reddit without the R&ampD?

Edit:

What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.

Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit?

r/explainlikeimfive

What do you call a good joke on Reddit?

Unoriginal

What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

How do you spot an attention whore on reddit?

Edit: Wow, I did not expect this to get so many upvotes!

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Why do fencers love Reddit?

Because of all the *ripostes*

Why was the Redditors jokes so unoriginal?

Because he Reddit off the internet.

What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

edit: nevermind...

Why does repost always get to the top?

Most people reddit before

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

What's white, blue , and red all over?

REDdit.

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

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What if reddit had a currency?

Would they be called creddits ( )

What's the most overused punchline on reddit?

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

Why don't SJWs like Reddit?

It's a real cispool.

Why is Reddit different from Facebook?

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What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

What do you call an origional joke on Reddit?

Mine

How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

What will reddit never know?

Victoria's Secret...

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

becau

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

What did the Canadian Reddit user say?

Ehhhhh lmao

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What's the difference between reddit and resturant ?

Restaurants have better servers.

What is the best color?

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

What is Reddit's favorite airliner?

Virgin airlines.

What do they call Reddit in France?

Ribbit

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

What is the most common comment on Reddit?

OPs mother.

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.

What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

What did the frog with internet addiction say?

What does an r/frog say?

reddit, reddit

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Why Can't Foster Kids Play Baseball?

They Don't Know Where Home Is!" Daniel , Reddit Clown

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

she hits women

How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

What do Reddit and Duke University have in common?

They're both full of blue devs.

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

What happened to the NSFW warning on r/Jokes?

It stopped working like all those who got caught on reddit at work.

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How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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Why do Muslims hate Reddit?

Haram be everywhere

What is the bibliophile's favorite website?

Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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