Because they can spend years at sea.
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A buck-an-ear.
I think that pretty much goes without saying.
iPatch
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
A buck an ear.
They keep getting lost at sea.
CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH
Disappointed.
The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."
Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
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Two pirates.
The aye
They always get lost at C.
Arr! It's driving me nuts!
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'
t
Pirate. Unless you're a clever racist, then you might've said "nigarrr".
Because they love torrents.
The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
Pirates.
Don't touch my booty
A buck 'n ear
A sailor.
Because they spend years at sea.
They think therefore they arrr
A: They just arrrr.
Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!
Arrr son!
Noob.
A pirate aye!
They both travel at c
He had only one 'i'
Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.
Aye Matey!
A buccaneer!
Because they arrr!
They always get stuck at "C".
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C
What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!
the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
They're wheels.
They both turn "o" into "O".
A brick to the back of his head should do it.
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
The Somali chicken!
They meet up a work
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
Their age.
I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"
A rho-man
