Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)
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Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.
Seeder
can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.
Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny
Because they have a good supply of ARRgon.
His matey told him he needed an iPatch
Under his buckin' hat.
Under his buccan-hat.
He used an eyepatch
Pirates (pronounced like pilates)
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Shiver me lumbars.
It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Because they all live in kansas.
Somewhere around a buck an ear.
It's driving me nuts!"
Yarrrrrsync!
They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"
The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"
The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"
Arrrrrland.
Swab the deck!
A Buccaneer.
Doctors without boarders.
He keeps typing /arrr/
His first mate.
To hide his booty.
FD Arghhhh.
He wanted to see that booty bounce.
Because they always steal doubloons
Arrrgyle*YARRRN!*Thanks Bravesurf
A buck-an-ear
A buccaneer
A: In pieces of eight.
Long John silvers
Vitamin "D".
AR-Kansas
Booty call
Argh it's driving me nuts!"
A pirate.
Whatever floats his boat.
Sandy Hook.
Pier to Pier Networking
RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh
ARE YE READY KIDS !
Because he's always fighting pirates XD
They can't get enough booty.
With their aye-phones.
A buck an ear!
Long Gone Silver... /drops mic
They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!
The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"
It made it easier to deal with high C's
Because there is no quarter for the wicked.
A buck an ear.
Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.
In ARRgentina.
A buck an ear
Michelle
They all live in Arkansas
Seven C's
Aye-drops
abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z
Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!
Ginger Beard
Doublet or nothing.
The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."
His left hook.
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
An **Arrr**my
Ahoy M-80
He kept trying to plunder her booty.
What's Kraken
An iPadth.
about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck
He kept on and on about his mateys.
Arrrr-thritis
A buccaneer.
the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
M'Hearty"
Sea-men. My brother told me that
Chuck Norris.
A buccaneer!
The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
About a buccaneer!
Scurvy
Aye sis
He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)
They love booty.
Take the P out of him.
the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"
Scissor me timbers!
X marks the pot, matey."
The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
Arrrh, it's driving me nuts
a buck an ear
Scarves
Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
About eighty years
Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.
Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"
When they get to third base they think they've scored
Because 7, 10, 11!
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.
The Age Of Ultron.
Because it'll run faster.
Because they love torrents.
They never stop to ask directions.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
