He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.
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Missile Toe!
It's the only way they can own a soul.
he has Divine Right of way
They pilaf. I'll show my way out
The way they pronounce "unionized"
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
It was the only way he could send it.
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
Nothing, he was just full of tears
You take the letter F out of way.
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.
Mooooooooooooove.
He whale-d
High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
Someone who's lost his way to the match.
An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
They are four ways you can lose your house!
Take away their credit cards so they can't charge
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
Let me count the ways... Five.
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
I got the f out of the way.
Out of the way. Thanks League smh
It's the only way they can get love.
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
Henopause
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
Because they were under-ground.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----
They explode when triggered.
I don't know but it's not rhelephant.
You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!
I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy
No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
Ewan
First person shooter.
A maid man.
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
He heard little boys pants were 50% off...
