They ordered ziti instead of shells.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Innuendo
Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"
A: So he could look like his mama.
A DayGlo Dago
The spaghettos.
Not-a-Yeti"
A referee
By her suntan !
Bada bing!
Innuendo.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Hexagon.
A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.
Roberto
A speech impediment. AY!
By Spaghett-e-mail!
Asparagi!
When her mustache is on fire!
You switch sides at half time.
It'a was'a pasta his bed time
A: Gorillas In The Mist!
Rigatoni!
thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."
One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.
Cheow!
A: Ptera Don
Tie their hands behind their back.
Because it doesn't have any hands.
Ja-scusi.
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there
Because there might be an Italian dressing.
A spaghetto
Genuwine.
Al dente
Mussolini
Garlic
because he has gnocchi
Because he had gnocchi.
They'll tell you.
Cannoli Oil.
He pasta away
Flabio.
For a self'a steam.
A Spaghyeti!
In the spaghetto
He got Pasta-toots.
Because it involves changing sides halfway through.
If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump
The spaghetto
Serie-a*l
Gnocchi.
A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)
Que pasta
A pastatute. I'll see myself out.
You wanna pizza me !
A pastafarian
Thrown in a lake.
Al Frap-Pacino
Funicula
That's amorehay!
A: One but don't expect results.
They don't like any witnesses.
A speech impediment.
Thibbit"
Cancer. ( )
Cancer.
They both know when it's time to turn things over.
The operating system
Speed bump ahead
Hyruleglyphics.
They're all Renaissance Italian artists.
Cause he just got it!
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
The lonely one dated igneous rocks!
About Twenty, eh.
Eh-1 (Sorry)
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Apparently, not here
