4 brunettes
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A water sprinkler.
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
4: A ninja.
Flip it over
Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.
4 or 5.
Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"
A whale with a table taped to it.
2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high
Couple's Daily Question Mug
4: McDonalds The end
3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life
A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.
She saw 2 and 3 halving six
soup
You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.
The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk
Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks
4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts
A picnic table can support a family of 4.
Any 4 numbers in a row."
If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.
Mount Rushmore
He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!
Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.
an elephant with diarrhea
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.
Quatro cinqo.
A: Public access.
They are both unlike radicals.
4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
He caught her in a 4-way
It has 4 rabbits' feet.
Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.
Cuatro sinko
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.
Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"
Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid
An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
But most just have 4.
Because he is 2 square.
8-bitcoins
They both call an 8-course meal a bite.
A snailor.
If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.
A tunee fish.
Two very unhappy animals.
Because they always want to be right.
It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone
Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Nuuks.
I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!
Because no one would care that he died.
The Dark Knight Rises
Because they can spell it. LOL LOL
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
