5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
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4 if you have a dog.
It's too square.
Because they have 4 lips.
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
Mount Rushmore
A child born in Chernobyl, duh.
He had a 2-2.
Cuatro cinco
quatro cinco
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -
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A chicken sedan.
If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
A garbage truck
You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.
Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!
For me, a year's supply.
Stew
Because in charge Yoda was.
Because they're too young for him
5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.
A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.
Because they can get 4g
In Tralfamadoloreans.
Because it had a 4-way.
They combined for 16 paws.
Flip it upside-down.
I, 4-1, know we won't win."
Because it doesn't even lift.
Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.
5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.
You flip it upside down.
Mississippi.
Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.
Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage
just one, but it will take 4 episodes.
A giraffic jam!
They were my friends. :(
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!
Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry
Because 4 8 16!
Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.
Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.
Dinner for 4.
A fifth.
Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!
They only had 4 cars.
4 the home team
A large pizza can feed a family of 4
A pit bull.
Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.
The pizza can feed a family of 4.
4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
A cannibal
Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)
not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Quatro Sinco
The finish line of the Boston Marathon.
Quatro-cinco
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
A GOP Presidential candidate.
Mt. Rushmore
4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4
Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
The Tchernobyl cowboy.
Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.
4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place
A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)
Fred and George Weasley.
A happy pit bull.
4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton
Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.
Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.
Quattro cinco
Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!
Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."
They can only learn 4 moves.
Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff
Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)
A crime fighter.
1 figure, literally and figuratively.
An elephant with spare parts !el
Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.
Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.
A pizza can feed a family of 4.
They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
When it is intercepted by a plane.
How hard you squeeze it.
Because red blue green.
Nothing, they just waved.
Jack The Kipper.
Well that bites.
You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.
How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.
The Defenestration of Smaug.
He had to close a sail
The sails are going through the roof.
Nananananananananana BATMAN!
Because no one would care that he died.
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
Rainy Day Women #12 & 35.
Because it's a Finnish hymn.
Who knows, there is no tax record of it.
