Black Man Jokes

What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common?

They all know how to get black men off.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

afrosclerosis

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

What did the black man get for his 18th birthday?

Your car.

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?

A: They both have black roots.

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What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

What do you call a black man that summons the dead?

A Nergomancer

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

Why was the black man so tall?

Because his knee grows.

What's the difference between a black man and an archealogist?

One is a nerdy digger.

What do you NEVER call a black man?

a friend

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane ?

A pilot, of course.

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man?

The large pizza can feed a family of four.

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

What's does a black man have in common with a tornado?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood

What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion

What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

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Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

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What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.