An astronaut.
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Will the defendant please rise."
Pilot.
His cousin with the DVD player
None, he fell.
They both only work with a chain on.
The last black man to have a dream got shot.
There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.
A doctor you racist.
Waiting for him to show up.
He wanted to be with his family.
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The one with a dream was shot.
Batman can go inside a store without Robin
A pizza can feed a family.
Black man working
because im a black man you racist
Batman can go out at night without Robin
Neighbor
Neighbor!
The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.
Turn off all the lights.
The bench can support a family of four.
It won't be there
Tripod, because they have an extra leg..
A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.
Because their knee grows.
Put the gun down!
Cells are found inside plants.
You call him "sir".
With no legs.
A couch can support a family
They both got famous for getting a black man off.
A Pencil cause he's full of lead!
If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)
I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.
Give him a white man's wallet.
One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"
An apple because the balackman hangs.
Your bike.
If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.
A pedestrian.
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.
a pilot, you racist
The third grade.
Hey. Watermelawn.
Nasa first called it Albert
Batman can go to a store without robin.
Mace.
Because prison showers aren't very good...
A warden
Good question.
They both like giving nickel rides to black men!
The Secret Service
Because he had a membership.
A black man who committed a crime.
the black man
It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.
Another black man bites the dust.
Raise a family.
Because they're already used to being whipped.
The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.
You can't buy happiness!
The PGA tour.
To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.
Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN
Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.
Pregnancy.
Branch Manager
Because the cell door was still locked.
Afroturf
Coach
The teacher marked him absent.
It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.
Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.
Bat man can go a whole night without robin
White children get immense joy after tearing one open
BBQ sause.
I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.
When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.
A pilot, you racist.
Where to sir?
The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.
The brown streak.
Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.
A bench can support a family.
Damn, I burnt one."
Evidence.
Batman can go in a store without Robin.
The rightful owner of both is white
TRUSTWORTHY!
A Kit-Kat.
Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.
Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...
Cut the rope.
Because he was in first place.
A white man makes it to prison.
They couldn't fit.
You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...
Geodorant.
He's living under a rock.
It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
Some bright spark.
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
An active shooter!
Typical. What do you call an angry white man? Active shooter.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.
One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.
Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.
He wanted tequila.
INDIGO!
For resisting a rest.
