Some day you will be red!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A sadder day.
my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"
May Day!
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99
Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Moandays.
His days were numbered.
He wanted to see stars during the day.
Because it's Boxing Day!
X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.
Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.
Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it
Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow
Because the chicken was having a day off !
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
Some days the wind doesn't blow.
Deja Moo!
Doris' day.
ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.
Another day.
Nocturtle
because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.
Fangsgiving Day.
So,so.....
Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence
Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.
5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back
Well I'll be damned!
Two days seems like a long time.
Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
He loves his pot.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.
So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.
Whichever can reduce inflation.
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof
Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.
Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.
Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.
I rest my queso.
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.
St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.
Depends on which country they're from.
Zimbabwe.
They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
