He knew better than to drink and derive.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
TAKBEER!
M: Linda.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
A Mars Bar
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
He died in his teepee
Because it's too salty.
The Allahu Ak Bar
Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because they are lack toes intolorent.
Because proper tea is theft.
White Infidel.
A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.
Because she was drinking on the job.
Me: You really aren't my kid are you
Drink, Pray, Truck
Hey, where'd my Glascow "
Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.
What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!
A double Gin
GEORGE GRASHINGTON!
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
A tea-shirt.
You've had whey too much!
Because they hate French press!
Fantastic
A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
He needed the cowlcium.
He liked Ice Cream before it was cool
Lucas refrigerators.
Formula bar
Can I please get a drink "
An ape-ricot sour!
The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
Because he went ice skating before it was cool.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
My car can make it to 50.
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.
the republican presidential candidates.
She wanted to be on time.
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
A woman in her place...
A jellybean.
I'm not coming into work today
He kept coming out of no where
She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.
He Apollo-gized.
