Pover-tea.
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Coffee Mug
He took a ship.
He went home and drowned in his tea pee.
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.
Space Bars
For drinking and deriving.
Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
man-go juice!
The White Wizzer
The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
The German!
Tchai Tea
A Watermelon...
Once in awhile.
Because they hate French Press!
Because they hate french press.
Cause they hate the French press
Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!
NOICE!!!!
Punchline
Because it's Homo.
Can I bayou a drink?
Because you can put it in someones drink
They get a fangover.
Pina colliders.
Foreignade.
Silver Mullet
Spring water.
Just ice.
On the rocks
When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser
Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Because he's dead.
Because all proper tea is theft.
Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.
About six drinks
Aarrrrrrr Kelly!
Serving dual porpoises!
WAA-TAA!
Because property is theft.
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".
Well, mostly to forget.....
A communist party
Because proper tea is theft!
Pale ale
Coaster Rica
They want to finish before it's cool.
A functioning alcoholic.
He fainted after the punch line.
for drinking and deriving
Too many Tannens.
Orangu-Tang.
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.
Cognac
Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!
Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Croaka-cola !
Because you shouldn't drink and derive.
Because it would be a party fowl.
A: Practice.
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
BOO'S.
Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.
Invite two of them.
Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone
For people that don't want anything to drink
Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Stop "Russian"
A beer-a-cuda !
me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
because they're filled with the Holy Spirit
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
Drink it
I'm feeling funny"
You dye a little on the inside.
Bill Murray.
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
They are for those who don't drink!
It's the Hemming way.
Because it was 2 turnt up
Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!
Just ice for Harambe"
Probable Cosby
So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Penaltea!
A: The cow fell on her.
Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!
Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel
Bart-enders serve drinks !
Trotsky's Revenge
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.
He was buying drinks.
Just a couple of shots
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
Oher's NFL career
An elevator. It lifts the spirits.
Because they will be at your funeral in spirit
Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person
Diving
The ghoulscorer.
Tulips
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
Because proper tea is theft.
Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.
Sandy ego.
When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
Franchicing
A cowch potato!
